NaPoWriMo : Harry Potter/ Hamilton mash up Parody

Okay, okay I got this. I got this. Here goes. For those of you who don’t get it. Story of Harry Potter in Hamilton rap. Original song

How does a Chosen One, orphan, son of a bright red head sneered mudblood, and richest wizard Welsh man,
Dropped in the middle of a cruel muggle house with Dudders by Dumbledore’s brain rationale, in neglect under the stairs,
Grow up to be a hero and an auror?
Got the Dark Lord to cower, slimy Snape to scowl and with Hagrid he entered Diagon Alley, by being a lot Gryffindor braver.
By fourteen, he defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named times four!
And everyday while Death Eaters gained powers he kept his guard up, inside he was longing to be a part of, saviour complex, the brother was ready to beg steal borrow or barter and bleed for Truth.
Hurricanes came, devastation reigned, Cedric Diggory’s future drip-dripping down the drain. His wand connected to Voldemort’s; priori incantatem! His scar began to pain, a testament to his mother’s love and green eyes gained!
Now the word got around, this kid is insane man! Took up many adventures with Hermione and Ron, man!
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came,
And The World Knows Your Name!
What’s your name man?!
Haaaarrryyy Poooottterrr. My name is Harry Potter! There’s seven horcruxes to destroy. Just you waaaaaiiiit! Juuuuust you waaaaaiiiit!
When he was fifteen- Philosopher’s stone, toilet basilisks, dementor of bad kissing skills and a Godfather lost.
Harry could speak Parseltongue, many a time he was half dead. But Harrymade his choices, Dumbledore helped as did the Weasleys and the brightest witch of her age!
Learned the patronus from a father’s friend, another father’s friend betrayed them.
Left him with ruined pride something new inside. A voice saying, Harry you could be great in Slytherin.
He retreated and started teaching Defence against the Dark Arts.
There would have been nothing else to go if he were less courageous. He would have been better home than Hogwarts, but no! Dobby!
He started working, working to end Tom Riddle, Prophecies come and go!
Destroyed all the horcruxes he could lay his hands on, waiting for the future as Dumbledore died alone.
See him now circling Voldemort, neither can die while the other lives!
In Hogwarts you cannot apparate!
In Hogwarts you cannot apparate!
Harry Potter, the world reads for you!
They know what you overcame!
JK Rowling they know you rewrote the game!

The World! Will! Never! Be the Saaaame, wo-oh!





  1. This is the most creative thing I’ve ever seen, ha! I’m obsessed with the HP series and have been trying SO hard to get tickets to Hamilton. I can’t even imagine what it’d be like to have this actually play out!

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    • Oh my Gods YES, In my head it sounds spectacular; nevermind in real life, because I live in India and Malaysia and will probably never see Hamilton live… Sigh. I hope you do get the tickets though! All my blessings!


  2. Very smart and very funny! My only reservation is that those who are clueless about Hamilton might not fully grasp the hilarity of it all. Terrific effort! 🙂

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    • Oh yes, it is slightly niche, isn’t it?
      I hope more and more people find out about the phenomenon that Hamilton is, nevertheless!
      And thank you so much! That means a lot to me.


    • Oh even I have not seen Hamilton. I stay in India/ Malaysia. I have heard the cast recording online and immediately loved it so much I listening to it on repeat for months!


  3. Wow! that’s creative, funny and witty. This would also be an awareness to those that has not known Hamilton. Though I cannot see him, since we live far from where you are.. How about a ticket or pass for this? Just kidding, thanks for sharing.

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  4. I had to watch the original rap to understand the concept behind the ‘Harry Potter Mash-Up Parody’ but it was very cleverly done. As a Harry Potter fan I was pleased to hear you went through Harry Potter’s life, using a similar beat that Hamilton had used. It was fabulous as was the original song x

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    • Yas! Thank you so much! That means a lot to me. Yes this post is quite in the niche section haha! I can honestly say that Harry Potter is my childhood, and has shaped me, so yes, it is the perfect base for any mashup!


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